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The second ” robo call ” went out Sunday and Monday to tribal members, reporters, the governor’s office and various in-sundry federal officials. The call urged tribal members to attend the Sunday meeting and dispute the $386.5 million request from Shovel Ready Ceddie and the Woebegones…begging Arkana for between $50 – $100m.  The rest you may recall is supposed to come from the banks.  The bulk of the money goes to the laundromat or the Gaming Authority which is basically a separate tribe, but in our name none the less.  Trouble is we have no vote or authority to stop the Woebegone gravy train.

What now bro?

Things are heating up so much Genting may want to scrap the tribe that’s generating a lot  of negative press that could upend its major plans in Florida and Las Vegas.  The federal government is not real fond of corruption.The PR firm that is assigned to the MWT, Regan, has already assigned a flack to Florida for the real gaming fight. With so much controversy here, all Regan does is offer ” No comment, ”  on behalf of the befuddled Shovel Ready Ceddie. After all what can he say?  What is the proper response?  There is no response… but that comes with the guilty brand that SRC has born for a long time.

There’s more to come to the chagrin of the Woebegones. But SRC issued a memo telling staff and council members that they should look forward to a “very prosperous year in 2015.” Wow.  The guy’s either a comedian or a demon.

Joann campaigning for sista Yvonne. She's so huge they call her B.A.T.S. " Bursting At The Seams".

Where did the Fryes go wrong?  Well the gluttony (habitual greed or excessive eating) began when Joanne and her sister Ca doctored the 2009 voter sign in sheets to keep themselves on the payroll. And this one is so powerful, he reportedly gave Barnstable County doctored 1040’s to avoid child support. Of course we’re talking about Joann’s son Bobby Foster who is said to have burnt up voter sign in sheets.  They threw the election and have made sure Shovel Ready Ceddie remembers that he knows… that they know he owes them LARGE.

Oh, they tried to fire Joann many times but she

The the Overwight Lova.

pulled the herring from the river in winter….ya know what I mean? Joann provided total cover for the Fryebal Council that never stopped growing and burgeoning. On the rare occasion when a Mills or a Hicks is hired, you better believe 5 Fryes are hired and frequently imported from around the country to fill jobs they are totally unqualified to hold. Three (part time) Peters’ have been adopted into the Fryebal Council.  They took out papers eagerly!

Yvonne still slip sliding away.

The Fryebal Council Obstacle Course travels through the Council maze of malfeasance lead by the Mean Travel Queen Yvonne. When she’s not flying to useless meetings nationwide, she’s constantly disguising herself in court as a social worker, capable of resolving all our ICWA troubles.  She’s like a psycho chameleon gone wild assuming a new identity every day.  Risky yes, but does the Mean Travel Queen worry….no she’s the slippery slimy one who has no friends. She’s a Frye for now but when it gets hot watch out she’ll squeal on everyone….even sista Joann.

Bobby, Yvonne’s nephew is the Illusionist, who see himself differently than we do.  As a Council member he confirms how worthless the Council is. He’s  been on the dodge all his life. Irresponsible with kids he doesn’t want to support…known forever as the guy with the fake GED.  Really Bobby?  Who has to falsify a GED certificate ?  You’re a well known illiterate. Remember your infamous email memo to Patty Oakley…” I needs to no bout this.”

And the lovely, compassionate First Lady Cheryl Frye Cromwell keeper of the lies and the backhoe for the Sacred Arkana Burial Ground.  The Micky Fryes–BATS and them, barely acknowledged Cheryl (or Kimmie either), of the Danny Fryes…cause, well you know. Cheryl is the liaison for  tribal members to the health department. Horrible.  She takes lots of pictures and grins that crazy grin with Indian Health Services officials. They clearly don’t know how far she’s come from that tough life and how badly she wants to forget it. She helps no one and many have suffered because of her insensitivity.

Kimmie Frye resigned as Elections Chair, now she's back to make sure the Frye's prevail. Nancy struggles to smile, as usual.

Then there’s Nancy Joseph. Nancy Joseph…. a Frye who finally arrived in the tribe with bad attitude and all.  She finally got all the benefits of being a Frye by default, cause everyone still calls her Nancy Joseph.  All the meanness and resentment not associated with the Fryes came in one big nasty package called Nancy Joseph. Anyway, after she got the job as the financial assistant, in Tribal Finance …ahem, making  more than $60k. Don’t ask for her qualifications.  Right. She sashays around with her all her nastiness spewing everywhere…. she gets rid of her house in Falmouth, jumps on the 184 Housing program and gets a house on the infamous Cotuit Road.  The internal audit is riddled with Nancy Joseph’s incomplete paperwork and unanswered questions that show a clear pattern of discrimination and obvious gift of a $300k home backed by the tribe. Oh yah, her sister Joann got a house too, and Joann has been foreclosed on so much that lenders would laugh hysterically at her application.  Now Nancy was just the opposite with a ” partner ” who has a legitimate job and good income and was coming into a big settlement.  Well, Nancy just couldn’t help herself….she got the 184 when she should not have. The sisters were at the opposite ends of the spectrum and should not have gotten a house, but they did.  That means 2 families that met the criteria did not get  houses because they were not Fryes. Literally. Nancy panicked when all the noise was cranked up about the 184’s and started paying her mortgage.  Her man got his expected settlement and the big very expensive juiced up  purple truck  is parked in front of the government house they should not have.

The pitiful ” Healing Fire” was set by a security person…two logs smoldering that had no

Barely visible , barely smoldering....

participants.  The Medicine Man was absent again because his healing and conciliatory powers are, let’s just say less than effective. When the effort to heal the tribe is being lead by the Creepy People…..well no one shows up.

Time to resort to that famous Mashpee humor….take it away Ralph Hendricks “Where’s the healing, heat and ham?” he says laughin’.  The miserable fire continued to smolder as another tribal member asked if anyone needed a lighter to get it cranking.

Tomorrow more on the Sunday meeting and who has what information and other such madness.

Housing has been deposited in the Arkana Sacred Burial Ground . Here’s the worst part. Of the audited documents that were randomly sampled, not a single one was properly done. Correct Valerie. Of all the hundreds of samples taken…..every single case evaluated was a perfect  case of fraud and misuse of thousands of taxpayer dollars.

Right.  Valerie was so numb she was doling out thousands of HUD dollars for herself, family, and daughters. And the Housing Commission lead by Corine, was giving Housing Commission member Joan Avant (Valeries aunt) money, just because they could. We all love Joan, but for God sakes.  Who ever let unethical behavior get in the way? And Corine has the nerve to be nasty to people.  We won’t rewind to the other family members who were lavished while others suffered. This is a sorry state of affairs and the people who need the help may never get it because of the gross incompetence and mismanagement.

Course they don’t know the traditions so they are not affected. They understand money though, especially since they have never had it and they will do anything for it….anything.   There are officers who are involving  their own children in the slimy Arkana money game. That’s right their kids…heady stuff indeed.

Back to Housing…the audit talks about a tribal staffer who lives with an alleged drug dealer and received first and last months rent.  That of course is a violation of federal law. They point that out. Think about this. If the outside auditor knew that, what do you think the feds know ? This member also has a high profile position, and was recently stopped for driving on a suspended license. Course in the White man’s world she would be fired.  It’s like all these horrible acts are a prerequisite to be part of Shovel Ready Ceddie’s Crooked Council of Thieves and Scoundrels. 

The $100 million hams !

On to more really embarrassing stuff…. our big gift of the season is the Free Tribal Ham. A Free Tribal Ham that is donated by the First Baptist Church of Brewster and our (so called) Food Pantry which is funded by a grant and the Boston Food Bank.  Okay so let’s get this right. We have Shovel Ready Ceddie and the gang at the White House, Peter Pan fanning around taking selfies with the President (making the paper no less!) like everything is right with the world.Since we have abandoned the turtle, apparently we have is a new mascot who will never grow up.  …..So this regime has disposed of $100 million of Arkana money and we’re living off charity? These are the same charities the indigent turn to.  Anyway, everyone knows the Frybal Council staff will run down to the pantry and steal all the hams anyway.

And we have yet another outrage . The Sunday “Healing Fire.”  brought to us by none other than Messy Jessie and her sidekick the First Lady, who ironically refused to help the tribal member with breast cancer.  Another fabricated tradition designed to make Messy the center of attention.  How do these people expect to heal us when they’re the ones making us sick.

What they need to do is  dedicate “His Hokaness’s’ Sacred Arkana Burial Ground,” and they can assign our plots.

You may remember that several months ago Larry Balbuena went to Shovel  Ready Ceddie for help.  He got the abbreviated version of his “Hokaness’s” Cuff  ‘n Carry edict.  Tribal security, who play video games all day long for $20 an hour, dragged Larry away like a dog.  Security went back inside and finished their video games and practiced yodeling in the empty echo chamber.

Larry was a big supporter of “His Hokaness” also known as “Shovel Ready Ceddie” and “Arkana Dowhatevatogetdemoney.”

But it ain’t funny now. Larry who needed real help ended up in New Bedford and got into a serious altercation and was near death.  Now if he got the help he needed from the only place we have ever gone, this might have turned out differently.

More proof that  “His Hokaness” is totally doped by getting the money he never had and is living the ghetto life of his dreams.  This was the last straw and the final proof that SRC is not Mashpee, will never be Mashpee and has nightmares about forgetting where he buried all that loot from the Arkana (Mashpee Wampanoag) Gaming Authority.

But get this…they’re planning a big $20,000 Christmas party with bonuses for all the people who rarely work and turn away the needy.

They also get federal money from the Housing program when they absolutely should not. And they pilfer the Boston Food Bank in our tribal building like the shameless disgraces that they are.  Any other  leader would prohibit staff from shopping in the raggedy food bank because they can shop at Stop & Shop.  Not Shovel Ready Ceddie his tradition is Ghetto Fabulous Till They Take Me Away.

You have to wonder if he understands that the Creator sees all.

Ain’t that right Deaconess?