Monthly Archives: March 2023

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly…

A record number of Mashpee were on the Tribal Council zoom meeting last night. So were some of Reel Wamps’ contributors.

Herrin’ and Roe say Da Magpie needs to stop talking and recapture the grants needed to run his program and pay his $70,000 salary.

Herrin’ ” That was quite meeting last night. What they call a “mixed bag” of activity.

Roe ” I should say so. It went on forever. Da Magpie, probably hurt his nephew, the chairman more than helped on that Executive Order business.

Herrin’ “ Da Magpie?”

Roe ” Ya David Weeden is a Magpie… a talkin’ ass bird that never stops.  It mimics sounds, even barking dogs.  Da Magpie is notorious for talking nonsense all the time, in circles, running out the clock. You can see Council members nodding off on the zoom. Nap time.”

Herrin’ ” Wow, so he’s an expert on Executive Orders? Reads ’em all the time he says.  Reads the ones by President Biden and such.  Oh Yeah. And he says that his nephew has the same authority as President Biden, Damn right!”

Da Magpie’s politics on the Board of Selectmen and the Tribal Council are not benefiting the town or the Tribe. His quest for relevancy is not in our best interest.

Roe ” You know the whole Tribe was up in arms at the thought of taking voting power from

Ramona Peters’ grew the Tribe’s historic preservation program in to a success story with a
$500k annual budget. When Magpie took over a few years ago, everything went south.

the Council and handing it over to his nephew through some Executive Order.   But no, Da Magpie kept on and on about how the White people do it and other governments do it. That our Constitution is ” awful.” Like our laws aren’t real. Indian law. Too hell with the Constitution then?”

Herrin’ ” Well, the Council members pushed back with the answer. Executive Orders don’t exist in the Tribal Constitution.

They voted to revoke the Executive Order by a 6-1 vote. That was a relief.”

Quahog Pie: ” Uncle Herrin’ isn’t Councilman Da Magpie in charge of historic preservation? Is that why he kept talking? To keep us from tearing down that old torn up building?

Quahog Pie knows the  answers to all his  questions. Ridiculous spectacles are his specialty…

To stop the construction of the fish market? Cause he couldn’t prove that the old building was a historic building like he was supposed to? And then turned around an told the Vice Chairman that he had to prove it was not a historic building even though the Vice Chairman already did? Is that why he talked for 15 minutes about getting an inspector to go in and do all that research which will cost thousands of dollars and delay the project another 3 months, when he already knows it has no historic relevancy to the Tribe?

Herrin’ ” That’s it.”

Quahog Pie ” So does Councilman Da Magpie get paid to stop projects?”

Roe: ‘ Boy, we don’t know what he gets paid to do or why. What we do know is his $70,000 salary comes out of the federal money from the American Rescue Plan meant for Tribal members.  He spent down hundreds of thousands of dollars in the historic preservation grant and never restored it to run the program or pay his salary.”

Weetamoo: ” Well then, he’s about self-preservation, right?

The world has changed since Weetamoo’s time, But Winnie’s lack of decency is a abnormal to her and even modern day Wamps.

Herrin’: ” Probably. Da Magpie’s spotty career path was started by his pal Cedric Cromwell. But a few years before that he was running up

Winnie & Da Magpie, fierce Cromwell loyalists failed to denounce the corrupt regime. Winnie refused to face the reality of loosing badly to Hendricks for VC and the recent Council re-elect. campaign. She needs to get help.

and down a hotel hallway trying to put all the White people out screaming, ” Get out Get out. This is our land.”  That was during the King Phillips Ball. Magpie’s mouth got us in so much trouble. Because of him, the Tribal events at  Cape hotels  have been banned. That shut us down for years.”

Roe: “He’s such an Indian. Using it when it’s convenient. You would never know it judging by how he praises the town and punks us. And now he’s Chairman of the Mashpee Board of Selectman after raising hell and playing the race card. He likes to play Indian, but he don’t wanna be Indian.”

Weetamoo: ” I want to know about the Winnie person who was attacking the Vice Chairman at the meeting. Is there something wrong with her? She was screaming and yelling, cursing, and lying about all kinds of things. I hear it’s a regular occurrence.  Is that how Mashpee Wampanoag women act these days?

Herrin’ “ No it is not.  But people are tired of Winnie’s madness.  Every time she sees the Vice Chairman she looses it. If there’s a microphone around she really goes berserk. She’s banned from the Elders, the farm and she’s headed for serious trouble with the Council.  She would not shut up. Took foreva to mute her. The chairman threatened to shut down the meeting, she still didn’t stop attacking.  She was kinda hard to understand at one point. Just spitting and babbling.”

Roe: ” Consider it a blessing.”

 

 

The complaints about Greendeer and his potential legal problems have not stopped him from obsessing on all the wrong things. He has produced nothing but scandal.

Minnie Ah Ha “ I need to know about what I saw earlier this week. I

Minnie is stunned by Green deer’s audacity. But so is everyone else.

walked into the government center and in the rotundaall the department directors were standing in a circle around the TA. What’s his name Cujo?

Herrin’ ” Not really it’s David Greendeer. The guy is a mess.

Minnie Ah Ha ” I should say so.  He had them standing in this meeting for nearly an hour. Elders, a pregnant woman standing as he prayed for 15 minutes. He talked a lot of nonsense for most the time before he asked what was on their calendars for next week.

Roe “Puttin’ on quite a show for all to see. He was trying to chat Natalie up the other day.  That had ta be comical. But his actions speak louder than silly words.. Maybe if he showed up a did some work instead of chasing all the women in the Tribe he wouldn’t be in so much trouble.”

Minnie Ah Ha “Oh my. How do you know this?”

Herrin’ ” The man’s prolific, brazen. Women complain about him openly and loud…in the building, out of the building. The dude knows no boundaries.”

Minnie Ah Ha ” But he has legal issues pending right? I just don’t understand.”

Roe ” Don’t worry.  He’ll understand soon enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mr. Chairman! Mr. Chairman!

Quahog Pie only shows up to chastise Tribal Chairmen. It’s just not a good sign.

So, Quahog Pie came into the Government Center looking for the chairman. He hasn’t been there since Cedric Cromwell started side winding years ago. But now, there’s a lot of bad vibes, lota jealousy and erratic dictatorial behavior that interferes with government operations…. So Quahog Pie waits in the lobby touching Alice Lopez’s statute, reading the notices and posters, examining the beautiful murals, peering at John Peters bust through the Elders door. He smiles with pride.

But it fades quickly.

Quahog Pie told no one he was coming.  He doesn’t have too. He has nothing but time. He never grows old, he answers to no one. A youth who is uninhibited, and tells what he sees, is the most honest broker. He waits and waits and waits for the tribal chairman.

The chairman finally appears lumbering across the rotunda, tall, and gray faced, into the Council chamber to talk to new council members, (that he hadn’t sworn in for 2 1/2 weeks) and he emerges moments later. Quahog Pie begins.

“Mr. chairman, Mr. chairman! Why are you so angry? Why are you causing more

The memo would constitute a complete shutdown of the government led by disinterested and unstable administrators.

chaos issuing *Executive Orders” giving you unbridled authority over employees and Council members? We don’t have “Executive Orders” anywhere in our Constitution. Are you confused? Do you think you are the President of the United States? Or are you just trying to empower yourself to control and intimidate the new Council members?

No response

Staff and project workers have suffered from two previous tantrums by the chairman where he shut down projects and interrupted services.

“Mr. Chairman, why do you want all this responsibility now

when all the work has been done by others.  Not you. You have your propaganda machine giving you all credit. You made yourself a figurehead. You have no initiatives, no interest in addressing all the crisis around us. And you won’t attend meetings. Important meetings on finance, reducing the Tribal debt, and economic development. Addressing our spiritual needs, is of no interest to you. Worst of all, you don’t visit sites or congratulate 

Tribal members or staff for their work.   But you get that big fat check every week, and you take a lota trips.”

Mr. Chairman 

I didn’t go on the trip to DC for NCAI. How come? But actually, I’m glad. I heard all about it anyway. “

No response. 

“They said that man Alex Rodriquez paid for $100 steak dinners for tribal youth. They could have done pizza and hamburgers Mr. Chairman. Is he your advisor now? An outsider? A grifter. That’s the word on Rt 130.” 

No response

“Why did you lie about Tribal support? We were silent about your alleged incident. The tribal position was clearly stated on the website. Whatever your actions were, they belonged to you. The Tribe spoke loudly again this election.” 

No response

“Why did you make Steve Peters (III) lie in our name? Like we condoned your accused wrongdoing. This was a planted story by Paula Peters that appeared nowhere else. But the circulation in Indian Country only brought us more shame.

 Mashpee Tribe Offers Show of Support for Chairman Charged in Thefts

 BY JENNA KUNZE

Native News Online

JANUARY 12, 2023
One week after pleading not guilty to two criminal theft charges, Mashpee Wampanoag Tribal Chairman Brian Weeden returned to work today amid a show of support from the Tribe.

Brian Weeden (Photo: Mashpee Wampanoag Website)
Chairman Weeden, 30, had been on paid leave since early December 2022, when he was identified as a suspect in the theft of cultural items from the Plimoth Patuxet Museums in Plymouth, Mass. He was charged with breaking and entering and felony larceny of more than $1,200, according to Plymouth District Court.
Weeden pleaded not guilty to the charges in Plymouth District Court on Jan. 5.
At a tribal council meeting last night—the final day of Weeden’s paid leave—tribal council members discussed the situation with their chairman, according to the tribal spokesperson, Steven Peters.
In a statement provided to Native News Online, the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribal Council said the following regarding Weeden’s return from the leave: “Brian Weeden was elected Chairman in 2021 and has served his people in that capacity continuously since his election. Chairman Weeden has worked effectively for his people securing land in trust, a record amount of grant funding, and strengthening our cultural ties and economic development for future generations. The Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe stands united with our Chairman and Tribal Council.”
“Mr. Chairman, this statement was not from the Council or the Tribe. No surprise here Mr. Chairman. You are using the same spokesperson as Cedric Cromwell, Paula Peters. She led the campaign that ushered Cedric Cromwell into power, setting us back 30 years. And now she has her tenacles in you. Her war with Plimoth Plantation is not ours. We have never been fans of Plimoth, but we’ve been anxious to have our own living village, on our own land, revealing our ancient legacy. 
Not a deer farm, Mr. Chairman.”
The Chairman covered his ears and stepped into the elevator.