Reel Wamps

That big time gift is gonzo !

It’s getting close people….the end.  The $30 food cards will not be distributed anymore.  August is the last month.  It’s so absurd.  And you had to apply for  it like it was a home loan.

There was damned near a riot over the distribution of the fans for the Elders.  The  Elders also had the opportunity to sign up for air conditioners.  But the vast majority of them got fans, and the worst of the summer heat is over.  And, the air conditioners only went to certain families. Guess which ones?

Another day in Indian Paradise……just living the life.

The Mashpee Wampanoag Costume Ball was a remarkable success. The 4th of July heat wave did not stop loads of non Indians from appearing  dressed up like Indians and competing in our contests. Bunches of them. The Narragansett showed up to take the prize money .  You know them.The judges were all from other tribes.

Bermudans made prominent despite the fact that we had no connection to them

Most of our people stayed away or came to see if this Costume Ball was worse than last year and it was.   One   Elder walked around saying ” This is awful awful.”  But we have allowed it. We have allowed it for $58 m worth of Tobey Terror and guess what ?  Nobody feels sorry for us. If they can trick you…well…..

Twenty  or so of our people in Grand Entry…the children enjoying themselves and a ridiculous spectacle on the whole. The attendance was low because the price was too high for admission to an event with fake Indians participating in  the contests.

The fireball was a hot mess because Bruzzy was clueless. No explanation of  the game.Course he didn’t know where the hell he was! That was pretty outrageous.

Can’t wait to get that report explaining how they spent $120,000.  We could fund a Pantry for 120 weeks, but that’s too much like right ain’t it?

Oh to be a Mashpee Wampanoag…..so wonderful.

Greetings fans and foes alike!  Your favorite Yankee Yenta is back in town and at the keyboard and sneaking, snooping, and schmoozing around the ‘shpee.  And, oh, the words that fall on my eager little ears…

By now we all know about the conviction of a Mashantucket Pequot leader of, shall we say, playing fast and loose with tribal funds and assets?  This after the FBI had raided the Shinnecock Gaming Authority back in May.  Seems like this circus train is slowly moving east, oh my.  Warning, Will Robinson, and anyone else with the fingers in the honey pot:  the day of train reckoning draweth nigh!

Tell me it’s not true:  rumors abound that we will lose that big old $30 a month gift card.  How EVER will I get my tushy lift in Beverly Hills without that dollar-a-day?

Miss B suspects that those funds are being diverted to much more urgent uses, like, oh, someone’s lavish sweet sixteen party, or maybe a damn-the-torpedoes, don’t spare the lobster and Champagne wedding celebration.

A little bird says:  look for former elected leaders secretly on the payroll.  [snicker]

Has anyone seen our former treasurer?  Is anyone on the scent?  [ick]

Well, ta-ta, little ones.  Miss B is late for tea.  Oh, and if you have a juicy morsel, share!  Don’t worry, don’t come looking for me, I’ll find you…

Cedric is very predictable.  So we were not surprised when he attended the National Conference of American

Exactly why we don't get no respect.

Indians recently and began pontificating about the importance of economic development.  Well, for a long time Reel Wamps has lambasted him about the absence of a tribal economic development strategy and now he is taking our advice and idea with great fanfare.  If he gave a damn in the first place he would understand that we should have had a back up business plan to his disastrous casino boondoggle.  Trouble is it’s too late and everyone in Indian Country knows Cedric is a bungler without an original idea.

Here’s Cedric’s idea of economic development.  The annual pow wow, (no longer called the Indian Circus but has graduated to the Indian Costume Ball because of the huge number of non Indian participants) was a meticulously planned annual celebration that raised about $15,000 – $25,000.  It is now an over budgeted $120,000 flop that has gone in the hole at least $100K for the last 4 years. It’s probably worse than that because we never get a pow wow report. This year it’s about to take another nose dive.  So why would you keep dumping money into a once treasured homecoming that continues to deteriorate in attendance and tribal member participation?  A sensible business man or woman would evaluate the problem and correct it….let’s look at why the pow wow can’t draw a crowd or Natives ( Mashpee that is).

·         Cedric is the MC for the 5^th time.  A total violation of tribal protocol.  Cedric also lacks credibility on everything, let alone pow wow. His obsession as an Indian Impersonator is all consuming. Then he was in the CCT talking about pow wow.  For Christ sakes, he had to be forced to get on the roll in 2006.  Now he’s an expert.  We all know David Pocknett should be doing that job.  That is his area of expertise.   He is well known throughout Indian Country for his knowledge.  He is a good ambassador and what you call a draw.  Participants, especially tribal members know things will be done on the up and the pow wow will be well done.  We would be more likely to show up. That also goes for drummers, they know Pocknett and have worked with him for years and will not gouge us.

·         The Pow Wow committee tried to give Pocknett the job for the 2^nd time and David Weeden said they could not be “political” and anointed Cedric again.  What’s more political than making Cedric the MC? The pow wow committee was once very influential because it kept tradition and the integrity of our prized celebration in tact.  Now they have no say.

·         Both the drumming and  dance head  judges  are non-tribal members.  What does that say? Damien Pocknett, Marita Scott,  Selena Jonas, Marcus Hendricks and a long  list of others could do the job.

·         Head Man and Woman Dancers are Narragansett or Shinacock. Bet that makes you feel good! Bet you want to run right down and compete!

·         Non Natives competing.  We have few tribal members competing or other legitimate Native dancers .  The influx of non Native participants in our traditional dancing and competition is a direct result  of the disregard for our  heritage, and the people who run the pow wow are more worried about  Identifying tribal members than people dressing in costume impersonating Indians.

·         $120 K  budget and there’s nothing to advertise with.  No program, just pleas on Facebook to spread the word.  More of Cedric’s corny pleas begging people to come to the pow wow. Any vendors.  Getting thin?

More staff shake ups and a block on a big raise……..

They say that the First Lady is the Tribal Administrator. Oh boy! They say that Robbie Hendricks is still the Emergency Manager and collecting a check as Treasurer  and no one has seen him at either job ($150 K). They say Kimmie is manning the New Bedford Health Clinic and she can’t prick your finger let alone see it. They say no one knows what David Weeden does on the work site cause the White guys are in charge.  But he looks good in his brand new truck.

They say the Narragansett and the Shinnecocks  are dividing up the prize money already since their people are the judges at our pow wow…and the head dancers. They have decided to create a pow wow for the others because few of our people come to the Indian Circus. We can’t call it an Indian Circus really because we have so many Indian Impersonators that the Natives don’t come.  It’s a costume ball because they do not ask for a tribal ID for grand entry and to participate in contests. A lot of these people are not Indian and they compete .

Now that can get pretty sticky for a lot of people who used to claim tribes that were not federally recognized, because their roles were not validated.  Now that’s changed.  You would be surprised who is not Indian. Maybe not.

The Narragansett have been our enemy for centuries.Now they are smirking at us because our traditional leaders are not present to conduct ceremony and preside over the oldest pow wow in the country.  It’s another reason the real Mashpee stay away because it  has become a Costume Ball. And it’s not very good impersonations .