Tribe diagnosis: Ptomaine Poisoning from “Feedin the Fryes”

Joann campaigning for sista Yvonne. She's so huge they call her B.A.T.S. " Bursting At The Seams".

Where did the Fryes go wrong?  Well the gluttony (habitual greed or excessive eating) began when Joanne and her sister Ca doctored the 2009 voter sign in sheets to keep themselves on the payroll. And this one is so powerful, he reportedly gave Barnstable County doctored 1040’s to avoid child support. Of course we’re talking about Joann’s son Bobby Foster who is said to have burnt up voter sign in sheets.  They threw the election and have made sure Shovel Ready Ceddie remembers that he knows… that they know he owes them LARGE.

Oh, they tried to fire Joann many times but she

The the Overwight Lova.

pulled the herring from the river in winter….ya know what I mean? Joann provided total cover for the Fryebal Council that never stopped growing and burgeoning. On the rare occasion when a Mills or a Hicks is hired, you better believe 5 Fryes are hired and frequently imported from around the country to fill jobs they are totally unqualified to hold. Three (part time) Peters’ have been adopted into the Fryebal Council.  They took out papers eagerly!

Yvonne still slip sliding away.

The Fryebal Council Obstacle Course travels through the Council maze of malfeasance lead by the Mean Travel Queen Yvonne. When she’s not flying to useless meetings nationwide, she’s constantly disguising herself in court as a social worker, capable of resolving all our ICWA troubles.  She’s like a psycho chameleon gone wild assuming a new identity every day.  Risky yes, but does the Mean Travel Queen worry….no she’s the slippery slimy one who has no friends. She’s a Frye for now but when it gets hot watch out she’ll squeal on everyone….even sista Joann.

Bobby, Yvonne’s nephew is the Illusionist, who see himself differently than we do.  As a Council member he confirms how worthless the Council is. He’s  been on the dodge all his life. Irresponsible with kids he doesn’t want to support…known forever as the guy with the fake GED.  Really Bobby?  Who has to falsify a GED certificate ?  You’re a well known illiterate. Remember your infamous email memo to Patty Oakley…” I needs to no bout this.”

And the lovely, compassionate First Lady Cheryl Frye Cromwell keeper of the lies and the backhoe for the Sacred Arkana Burial Ground.  The Micky Fryes–BATS and them, barely acknowledged Cheryl (or Kimmie either), of the Danny Fryes…cause, well you know. Cheryl is the liaison for  tribal members to the health department. Horrible.  She takes lots of pictures and grins that crazy grin with Indian Health Services officials. They clearly don’t know how far she’s come from that tough life and how badly she wants to forget it. She helps no one and many have suffered because of her insensitivity.

Kimmie Frye resigned as Elections Chair, now she's back to make sure the Frye's prevail. Nancy struggles to smile, as usual.

Then there’s Nancy Joseph. Nancy Joseph…. a Frye who finally arrived in the tribe with bad attitude and all.  She finally got all the benefits of being a Frye by default, cause everyone still calls her Nancy Joseph.  All the meanness and resentment not associated with the Fryes came in one big nasty package called Nancy Joseph. Anyway, after she got the job as the financial assistant, in Tribal Finance …ahem, making  more than $60k. Don’t ask for her qualifications.  Right. She sashays around with her all her nastiness spewing everywhere…. she gets rid of her house in Falmouth, jumps on the 184 Housing program and gets a house on the infamous Cotuit Road.  The internal audit is riddled with Nancy Joseph’s incomplete paperwork and unanswered questions that show a clear pattern of discrimination and obvious gift of a $300k home backed by the tribe. Oh yah, her sister Joann got a house too, and Joann has been foreclosed on so much that lenders would laugh hysterically at her application.  Now Nancy was just the opposite with a ” partner ” who has a legitimate job and good income and was coming into a big settlement.  Well, Nancy just couldn’t help herself….she got the 184 when she should not have. The sisters were at the opposite ends of the spectrum and should not have gotten a house, but they did.  That means 2 families that met the criteria did not get  houses because they were not Fryes. Literally. Nancy panicked when all the noise was cranked up about the 184’s and started paying her mortgage.  Her man got his expected settlement and the big very expensive juiced up  purple truck  is parked in front of the government house they should not have.Purple Haze.......